1 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:08,960 Well, hello there, Myra. 2 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:11,160 Hi. How are you doing? 3 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,140 I'm doing pretty good. How about you? 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,480 Doing pretty good. 5 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:17,160 Well, it's so fucking awesome to have you here. 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,100 Our Tabooloo Taste model for September 2026. 7 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:27,100 I'm so happy to be the taste for September 2026. I hope I taste good. 8 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:29,380 That you do. 9 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,100 Are you excited for football season? 10 00:00:32,140 --> 00:00:33,320 Oh, yeah, buddy. 11 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:34,620 Oh, yeah, buddy. 12 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:37,160 Not a big fan? I forgot. 13 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:40,950 I'm super excited. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Alabama. 14 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:43,030 Who's your favorite NFL team? 15 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,330 Do you have one? Wait, is that not the thing? 16 00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:47,610 That's college. 17 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:48,750 Oh, my God. 18 00:00:49,990 --> 00:00:56,170 Can I give you, like, some options to choose from here? I don't know. I don't 19 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:58,790 know. Like, the Ravens, the Steelers. Oh, it's all those? 20 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,910 Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Well, okay, I'm from the South, so, like, 21 00:01:01,910 --> 00:01:05,550 college football was all I ever knew. Like, I was never even aware. But I 22 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:08,880 don't know. Whichever one has the coolest mascot. Yeah. Okay. All right. 23 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:13,640 Well, we'll just say you're a fucking, I don't know, Miami Dolphins fan. Yeah, 24 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:15,820 you know what? I do like Dolphins. There you go. Down south. 25 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:16,658 Don't they lose, though? 26 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,800 I don't know. Yeah, kind of. 27 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,360 Who wins? You can be a Texans fan. 28 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:22,619 Do they win? 29 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,800 Yeah. They're pretty good. They've got a solid defense. 30 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:25,499 I like them. 31 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:29,680 But I've got to say I'm more of a, like, go Tigers, fuck Alabama. 32 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,100 Oh. LSU? 33 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:40,630 We have you here. We want to get to know a little bit more about you, so can we 34 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:41,630 get a little bit personal? 35 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:43,190 Yes, yes, let's get personal. 36 00:01:43,490 --> 00:01:46,910 Okay, so where are you from and what was it like growing up there? 37 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:51,990 Well, I am from Alabama, and what it was like growing up in Alabama was a lot of 38 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:58,030 good food, a lot of college football, and beyond that, not much else to do, so 39 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:58,809 that's why I moved. 40 00:01:58,810 --> 00:02:02,850 Okay, so if I went out to Alabama and you were like... 41 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,900 Hey, this is a good spot to get food. Where would you tell me to get food, and 42 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:09,960 what should I get? Oh, my gosh. That is such an impossible question. 43 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:17,400 But I suppose I could send you – I wouldn't – no, I'm 44 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,160 sorry. I wouldn't send you to a restaurant. I would send you to 45 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,000 somebody's house, probably my grandmother or something, because I 46 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,920 don't think you get proper, like, Southern fix things at a restaurant. 47 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:29,400 Like, you can for sure, and there are restaurants that come to mind. But I 48 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,040 would much rather you go to somebody's house. I feel like that's where you're 49 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,790 going to get the best food. So what's Grandma Moan's going to make me? Grandma 50 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:39,170 Moan's is going to make you collard greens, mashed potatoes, cornbread, 51 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:44,950 fried chicken smothered in gravy, maybe some deer meat if you're lucky. 52 00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:46,230 Oh, some venison? 53 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:49,590 Fuck yeah. Yeah, some deer sausage if you're lucky. Okay. 54 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:51,830 If you come on the right day and the right time of year. 55 00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:57,110 And yeah, I don't know. Green beans, green bean casserole, all types of 56 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:00,630 things. But, you know, mostly just like cornbread, gravy, salt smothered in 57 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:01,690 gravy, mashed potatoes. 58 00:03:02,579 --> 00:03:06,440 Shit, I need to go to Grandma Moan's house. It was so good. The last time I 59 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,700 was there, she cooked and I cried. I cried. It was that good. That good? That 60 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:11,720 good. I need some of that. I actually couldn't control it. 61 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,420 Okay, so you're from the South. 62 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,040 Yada, yada, yada. 63 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:16,920 What do you like to do in your free time? 64 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:19,340 I like to hike. I like to surf. 65 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:23,100 I love going to national parks right now. I'm really into collecting all 66 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:24,100 those pins. 67 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:28,040 I feel like I'm getting my gatherer itch. 68 00:03:29,970 --> 00:03:32,270 You're like getting your Wilderness Explorer badge. 69 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:36,310 Yeah, but it's also the gathering of being a woman. I like gathering all the 70 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:40,010 little pins and having all the stickers and stuff. But yeah, I mean, yes, the 71 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:43,370 National Park is cool too, but I really go for the pin. Oh, so you're like that 72 00:03:43,370 --> 00:03:44,370 little kid from Up. 73 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:48,370 Yes. Yeah? I feel like it. No, I'm kidding. I do love to travel. I like to 74 00:03:48,370 --> 00:03:49,370 hike, snowboard, and surf. 75 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:52,210 I have reptiles. I love my cats and animals. 76 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:53,610 Is your reptile's name Doug? 77 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,190 No. 78 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:57,310 No. Actually, I have... 79 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:02,490 banjo, that's one of my bearded dragons, and my other one is named Moosh. 80 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:04,050 He can't play one though, can he? 81 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,070 No. That'd be pretty cool if he could. 82 00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:10,670 I bet I could teach him. If I have like a big fat bug for him, he would just do 83 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:13,470 about anything. Just about anything? Just about anything. Maybe you can teach 84 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:14,470 him to do a flip too. 85 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:17,769 I wouldn't put it past him. He's pretty big. 86 00:04:18,269 --> 00:04:22,010 So, obviously you look good. How do you like to stay in shape? You know, you 87 00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:23,630 height, but do you do anything else? 88 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:25,250 Um, I mean, yeah. 89 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:31,740 and i surf i do hot yoga too um once a week but that's really new um i kind of 90 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:35,260 just i would say this job keeps me in shape pretty well um with all the 91 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:41,800 activities that i do activities activities yes the activities i i'm not 92 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:47,600 a pillow princess i like to get yeah fuck yeah it's like football practice 93 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:52,120 all over again yeah pretty much that's my football um 94 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,300 So what do you enjoy about hot yoga? Isn't that like Pilates? 95 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,380 Or is that different? 96 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:02,940 I would say Pilates is more like, I don't want to say, is it cardio? 97 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:07,820 No, but it's more like, you know, involved, I guess. 98 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,260 I would say your heart is beating faster, you're doing more. 99 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:16,040 Hot yoga, depending on what type of class you take, it's usually pretty 100 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,540 slow, more focused on stretching in. 101 00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:22,230 getting a workout at the same time, focus on balance, core balance, 102 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:23,470 meditation. 103 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:27,790 I don't know. I've never taken a Pilates class, but whenever I do Pilates at 104 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:31,010 home, because I did used to do Pilates at home for a while, I'm meaning to get 105 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:32,010 back into it. 106 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:35,990 But it was more, for me, like exercising. 107 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:39,830 I don't know if that's accurate to everyone's experience, though. No, that 108 00:05:39,830 --> 00:05:40,830 makes sense. 109 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:44,390 So you've been traveling to national parks and shit. Where else have you 110 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:45,750 been, or where do you like to go? 111 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:51,290 to Costa Rica this year in Peru. I'm trying to like cross those off my 112 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:52,290 checklist. 113 00:05:52,410 --> 00:05:54,990 That's really important to me. At least before January I'm going to hit those 114 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:59,390 both up. But I also just went to Zion National Park and that was like so fun. 115 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:02,510 I did Angel's Landing which is the second deadliest hike in the business. 116 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:06,790 Well, so glad you didn't fall off. Thank you. We did with no permits we stuck on. 117 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:10,090 I didn't even go fuck. I mean, allegedly we went on with no permits. Allegedly. 118 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:13,250 Allegedly. Yeah. It didn't happen. Yeah. Well, allegedly. 119 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:14,930 Allegedly. 120 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:19,380 But yeah, it was super fun. It was great. It was like, A very good 121 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,380 experience. 122 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:24,620 So you like to travel, hike. Do you have any other, like, hobbies? Do you read? 123 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:25,640 Do you play video games? 124 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:30,260 Yeah, I read. I mean, I do it all, baby. I do it all. Yeah, I love a good book. 125 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:35,440 I'm, like, super into, like, kind of true crime books or, like, drama true 126 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,240 crime books. I'm super into true crime in general, podcasts. 127 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:45,000 I play video games. I travel. I do a little Roblox. 128 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:49,620 I mean, I do a little Minecraft. I do a little Power World. But I have taken a 129 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:53,100 bit of a rest on that since, like, really focusing on, like, touching grass 130 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,100 and seeing the world. 131 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:55,980 Okay. Okay. 132 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:59,780 If you and your girls go out for the night, what are you guys usually getting 133 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:00,780 into? 134 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,740 Not too much, honestly. 135 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,240 I'm pretty chill. 136 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:08,880 At least a good dance, a good dance session, whether that be, like, at a 137 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,960 club or karaoke, which is my preferred. I'll prefer. 138 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:13,860 Private room karaoke. 139 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:16,260 A good dinner, you know. 140 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:20,700 And then ending the night with some Netflix and a big old, maybe a late 141 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:24,100 night snack, you know. Something like that. I love to eat. I love to eat. So, 142 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:28,020 yeah, that would be an ideal night for me. I know my girls would probably want 143 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:31,480 to, like, party way more than that. Maybe go to the club. Maybe, you know, 144 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:36,120 go to a rave or something. But me, I'm, you know, I'm more into that. You don't 145 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:36,859 rave or anything? 146 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:39,860 I just do. No, I did. I have my fun. I have my fun. And I would do it again. 147 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,840 But it's just, like, to spend. Money to go to the desert to do drugs is just not 148 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:44,840 really my vibe. 149 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,760 It's not really my vibe. That sounds stupid. Who do you listen to? 150 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,580 I listen to everybody. 151 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,480 I like a lot of niche artists and stuff like that. 152 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:55,780 Like Annalie Chapa? 153 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,440 That's super niche, yes. 154 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:02,360 I do listen to that sometimes, but I haven't listened to him in a minute. I 155 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:09,020 have a playlist for every genre, though. I have a rap playlist, a pop, a hippie 156 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:10,680 music playlist, a rock playlist. 157 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:17,300 indie music, opera, classical, like, you know, throwbacks. I got, like, every 158 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,720 playlist. So it's kind of hard to pin down what I do listen to. But if you're 159 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,860 going to ask my favorite, Frank Ocean. 160 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:23,739 Frank Ocean. 161 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:26,740 Okay. Got to love some good old Channel Orange. 162 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,960 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 163 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,520 What sign are you? 164 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:30,780 I'm a Taurus. 165 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:32,960 What does that say about you? 166 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:39,200 It says that I'm very practical, very loyal, very stubborn, very set in my 167 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,200 ways. 168 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:46,950 Very indulgent. 169 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:50,790 Okay. Yes, yes. Do you, like, believe in the whole zodiac sign thing and stuff? 170 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:56,210 I used to not until I was like, damn, I really do just like to eat and have sex 171 00:08:56,210 --> 00:09:00,930 and go shopping and go on vacation and be in nature. That's exactly what a 172 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:03,810 fucking Taurus does, and that's exactly what I do, or a Taurus. I don't know how 173 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:08,350 to say it, but, you know. I used to not believe in it until I became the... 174 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:12,880 like a pity me of the stereotype of what I am. And I was like, well, damn. 175 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,920 So since you believe in Zodiac signs, say you're not like not compatible with 176 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,560 someone and say they're like your best friend. You're like, fuck you, bitch. 177 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,720 Bye. Fuck no. No, no, no, no, no. I don't believe in that. That's 178 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,240 ridiculous. Um, I didn't get along with people. 179 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:30,760 Well, I mean, if you actually go deep into astrology, there's the whole belief 180 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,920 that it's like, If you're not compatible with somebody, it's a level of maturity 181 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:34,920 within that person. 182 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,020 See, no, I wouldn't do that. I'd just blame it on the Zodiac sign. 183 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,900 Yeah, for real, because it's not my fault, bitch. 184 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,340 If you're like, fuck you, I can't be your friend. No, da-da, no. 185 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:44,580 Hang on to that. 186 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,540 Do you watch movies at all? 187 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,760 Yes, I love movies. 188 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:50,640 What's your favorite movie you've seen this year? 189 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,540 Favorite? Oh, oh my God, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies. 190 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:55,800 You've seen that this year? 191 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:59,460 Okay, fuck you. Yeah, just like this, bitch, yeah. 192 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:01,030 You kind of wait until the game. 193 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:04,950 Okay, sometimes I do that, though, because I like for the hype to die down 194 00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:08,370 so I can go into it with a fresh mind. But, yeah, I just watched it this year. 195 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:12,070 Because there was another, like, horror movie that I was watching, and then it 196 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,190 came on automatically. 197 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:15,550 So it wasn't like I chose to do it. 198 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:18,130 But it came on, and I was like, okay, wait, this is good. 199 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:20,290 And, yeah, I just love the wine. 200 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:23,590 I knew it. You're such a fucking bitch. 201 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:25,390 Yeah, I love it. It's so good. 202 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:26,930 Did you see Obsession? 203 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:30,530 Yes. Yes, that was good, too. Are you Team Nikki or Team Bear? 204 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,990 That's what happened. It was obsession, and then it went on to bodies, bodies, 205 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,090 bodies. That's exactly what happened. You just clocked it. 206 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:39,450 Am I Team Nikki or Team Bear? Yeah. 207 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:41,970 Is there a Team Bear? 208 00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:43,770 Are there people who are Team Bear? 209 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:45,049 Who knows? 210 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:46,050 That's all I'm asking. 211 00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:48,490 I'm Team Nikki. 212 00:10:48,670 --> 00:10:49,670 Okay. 213 00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,750 Anyways, what are your pet peeves? 214 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:58,450 try too hard or lie. 215 00:10:58,670 --> 00:10:59,670 I don't really like that. 216 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:04,370 That's like, it puts me off and like, I can laugh at it, but eventually I'm 217 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:09,090 going to cringe and I can't like keep laughing at it. I can't go anywhere from 218 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,770 cringe. Yeah, that's true. 219 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:13,150 Uh, what was your first non-porn job? 220 00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:21,350 Oh, um, either Taco Bell or a water park. I think it was Taco Bell though. 221 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:24,950 Taco Bell? Yeah, I think it was Taco Bell. Were you whipping up some fire ass 222 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:28,840 quesadillas? I was just feeling like cashier stuff, but I would have people 223 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,540 whip me up some stuff in the back on my lunch break. 224 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,700 Some good old quesadillas or what? 225 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:35,320 I would have some Mexican pizza, girly. 226 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,960 I love me a nacho velbronde, if you have potato. 227 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,980 See, that's totally not my realm. Give me a quesadilla, I'm good to go. 228 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,500 There's so much to explore, though. 229 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:51,540 A little bit. That's like being like, I like having my dicks up, but I don't 230 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:55,300 like trying deep-throating or having my balls played with. You should try 231 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:59,420 everything. Well, I've had a cheesy gordita crunch. God damn. Have you had a 232 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:02,320 Mexican pizza? Have you had a nacho balbronde? 233 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,160 Have you felt the wind beneath your wings? 234 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:08,220 No, I haven't. But I'll remember that next time I go. I'm going to be like, 235 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,160 fuck, I need to try this, this, this, and that, or I'm going to get ditched 236 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,660 out by a mire next time I see her. 237 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,380 You might. 238 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,180 What's the craziest place to get poked up with someone at, besides Taco Bell? 239 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,820 Well, I don't know what I get, but it's on the list. 240 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:25,280 I would say it's not that crazy. 241 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:29,040 Quite a few people have done this, but to me it was kind of crazy. We just, 242 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:34,680 like, pulled over on the freeway, like, where the actual freeway. Okay. And we 243 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,520 just fucked on the side right there. But I feel like that's not that crazy, but 244 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,180 that's pretty dangerous. 245 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:40,620 Yeah, kind of dangerous. 246 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,560 It's kind of dangerous. Good for you. Fuck yeah. 247 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:43,679 Yeah, it felt good. 248 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,700 Hell yeah. Got laid on the side of the highway. 249 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,960 Yeah. 250 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:52,580 Oh, or, like, no. I mean, like, a lot of nature spots. Like, I've fucked 251 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,660 overlooking, like, numerous mountains, but, you know. 252 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:55,860 Nice. Yeah. 253 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,180 Sex with a view. Yeah. 254 00:12:57,660 --> 00:13:01,360 What kind of girl were you growing up? Girly, sportsy, arty, tomboy? 255 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:08,360 I was, like, kind of in the middle. Like, I have my girly tendencies, but I 256 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,160 also have my tomboy tendencies. Like, I like going outside and, like, catching 257 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:17,380 bugs and all that. But I also liked kink and all that. Like, I was just, I was a 258 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,960 very adventurous kid. I was, like, down for whatever piqued my interest, which 259 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,220 was a lot. Would you say you're kind of the same now and through, like, out 260 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,220 school? 261 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:29,440 Yeah, no, I would say I haven't really changed much. I'm very, like, kind of 262 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,419 both. 263 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:33,660 I'm not, like, fully girly girl and I'm not fully tomboy, but, yeah, I would 264 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:37,160 never label myself as either. That's too constricted for me. Yeah, not too, like, 265 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:42,520 not too, like, prissy, not too, like, going out to the boonies. But I can get 266 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,320 down if I need to. Okay, okay. 267 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,260 And, like, if I get the four-wheeler out, you're, like, down. I'll put some 268 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:47,839 boots on. 269 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,860 Yes. I actually just got a four-wheeler. Why don't you mention that? Hell, yeah. 270 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,100 Awesome. 271 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:56,110 How's your life on social media? Do you get a lot of DMs from guys? 272 00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:57,610 Not that I check. 273 00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,390 You don't check any of them? 274 00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:04,270 You're not telling them, like, dude, pick a better pickup line, fuck off? 275 00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,470 No. No? Nothing? 276 00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:07,930 We don't have nothing nice that they don't say at all. 277 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:09,730 What? 278 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:10,850 No, no. 279 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:14,870 Sometimes I check in if it's, like, work. Like, if I, like, happen to be in 280 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:18,330 my messages for some reason and I see it's a name that I recognize, I'll open 281 00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:21,050 the message. But if I don't recognize you, I'm not opening the message. 282 00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:22,330 Okay. 283 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:31,080 So, being that we're doing a porn scene today, what are you most excited about? 284 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:32,640 Dig. Dig? 285 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:33,920 No. 286 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:39,620 That's it, just dig. I'm super excited to be the September taboo taste of the 287 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:43,360 month. I'm actually really excited to be that. That's super big and super fun. 288 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,900 We're so excited. I'm very excited. It's going to be a really funny scene. I'm 289 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:51,680 excited to see how much I won't break character or will break character. Oh, 290 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,680 yeah. With Enzo. 291 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:58,780 Yeah, with that character we got cooking back there. Yeah, yeah. So I'm very 292 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:01,300 excited for that, the laughs we will have. 293 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,720 Yes. And, of course, eggs. 294 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,900 And so your name's Myra Mones. How'd you come up with that? 295 00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:13,240 Well, I was originally Myra Glassford, and I really didn't like it because I 296 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,320 did not have that name with the intent of doing porn. 297 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,200 So it was really just a name I had when I was doing OnlyFans. 298 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,620 And then I, like, started doing porn. I was like, fuck, I got to change it. 299 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:26,880 And I was, like, down in, like, Florida, like, shooting a very obscure scene. 300 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:33,360 And I was with, I was, like, at this point, it's been so long, but I was 301 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:37,220 blank on who was there. But somebody told me, I was like, I want it to be, 302 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:40,780 like, alliteration, but I also want the last name to be, like, sex-related, 303 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:41,960 like, so it's funny. 304 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:45,540 Like, but I don't know what the fuck to do. Like, and it's got to be Myra. Like, 305 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,300 everyone knows me as Myra. Myra's not changing. 306 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,600 The last name is, not Myra. That's me. 307 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:55,550 And so somebody was like, yeah, just why don't you do Myra Moans? And I'm like, 308 00:15:55,630 --> 00:16:00,390 oh, my fucking God, that's it. That's the one. That is who I am. I am Myra 309 00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:03,110 Moans. Like, holy shit, I bought the website and everything. Just like full 310 00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:05,850 circle it clicked. You're like, yep, that's it. No, I was like, that's it. 311 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:09,330 Like, I saw my whole life just go literally full circle. And I was like, 312 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:10,810 yeah, I am Myra Moans. Holy fuck. 313 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:15,370 Well, you are definitely Myra Moans. I do Moans. It's so loud. It's so loud. 314 00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:19,750 Yeah. Is there anything in porn that you haven't done yet that you want to try? 315 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:21,010 Yeah. 316 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,150 There's so many. 317 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,330 Like what? Actually, yeah. 318 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:29,730 I would really like to do a gang bang, a blow bang, anal, 319 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:34,830 DP, all of that. I would like to do it all, and I do intend to. 320 00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:40,390 Oh, you're planning on it. Well, I don't have any official plans, but I'm feeling 321 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:44,050 out things, and I'm seeing what happens. You're cooking. I'm cooking. You're 322 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,270 cooking. I'm cooking up for you all. 323 00:16:46,199 --> 00:16:50,520 So, um, what's your, uh, thought on, like, all these dudes that send, like, 324 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,000 dick pics and stuff? Like, if you had a dude and he sends you a fucking dick 325 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,080 pic, are you like, are you like, yeah, like, that's hot? Or are you just like, 326 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,140 mm, okay, I'll send you a nude to get off, bro? 327 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,120 What's my relation to this man? 328 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,220 Just say you're, like, into him or whatever. 329 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:08,619 Then maybe, yes. I love that. Dude, I used to beg men to send me, I wanted a 330 00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:13,280 jerk-off video, backslash on, in the dark, moans up, volume on, like, and 331 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,660 they would never do it, bro. Never? 332 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,640 No! You couldn't convince them? 333 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:21,240 No! Dude, I would ask for this so much, bro. I think I got, like, one, maybe, 334 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:23,920 bro. One. And it wasn't even one. You're probably... They weren't even taking, 335 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,440 like, the request the way I asked. Well, you're probably talking to them like, 336 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,560 fucking nut, dude. 337 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:34,940 I wasn't. I was over 10. Okay, like, I was a little more shy before 338 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:35,940 my job. 339 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,040 Before this job. 340 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,840 Really? That's surprising. 341 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:43,060 I know, right? I know. You were shy of all fucking people? 342 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,400 Not like... 343 00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:49,900 but, like, I was sexually pretty shy. So I was, like, I was timid, and I would 344 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,620 try to come off, you know, for any reason you are. Oh, you're like, I'm a 345 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:53,620 virgin. 346 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:57,100 Well, yeah, it's basically, basically, that's how it was. But I was like, but 347 00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,840 can you send me a video of the backlash with you drinking your dick so you come 348 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,040 when I want to hear the most? 349 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,520 And you were kind of, like, stumbling like that, too? Pretty much. 350 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,540 Pretty much, pretty much, yeah. 351 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,760 So it wasn't aggressive, but it would be now. 352 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:14,340 Okay. Well, what about you? Do you like sexting? Are you a fan of that, or? 353 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:15,890 You're kind of like, mm. 354 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,970 It's okay. I'll just wait to get it in person. 355 00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:22,310 Usually, like, 90% of the time, I'll wait until I get it in person. If I'm, 356 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:27,230 like, desperate and there's one specific person that I'm fiending for, then, 357 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,470 like, yeah, I would probably sex. 358 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,690 But I would say, like. 359 00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,730 You're, like, sitting there straight jerking it. 360 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:39,990 Yeah. I'm flicking it. Flicking it. I'm flicking it. You're going DJ over there. 361 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:41,570 Okay, fucking John Summit. 362 00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:42,810 Yeah. 363 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:52,430 ever have, like, they're not, definitely not recently. I've not sexted with 364 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,570 anybody recently, like, in the past, like, even three years. 365 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:58,410 God dang. They're not, like, not, like, unless it was paid for. 366 00:18:58,690 --> 00:19:02,370 Oh. But you know what I'm saying. Those guys. Like, not for fun. Like, not for, 367 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:05,090 out of the charity of my own heart. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just for the bank account. 368 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,270 Yeah. I got you. 369 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,270 Fucking gotta build up that 401k somehow. 370 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:10,049 Oh, God. 371 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:13,410 I mean, not that it wasn't fun when I was paid for. I'll be real. Like, it 372 00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,410 actually does. 373 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,220 They get you way more into it when they're sending you money. When they're 374 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,220 sending you money, you're like, oh. 375 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,660 You know what I'm saying? You're like, yeah, let me pop that pussy real quick. 376 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,180 Yeah, like, actually, you know what? It is kind of what, matter of fact. 377 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:31,420 But, you know, I haven't done it just out of the kindness of my own heart. 378 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,460 Like, just because I want it. Or had a guy that I wanted to. I was like, come 379 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,119 on, you know? 380 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,120 Okay. 381 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,980 What's one thing a guy can do that'll instantly turn you on? PG-13, by the 382 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,340 way. I'm not, like, just like, you know. 383 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,760 Honestly? 384 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,840 from when a guy would, like, walk by me and put his hands on my waist and, like, 385 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,120 excuse me. I'll just suffer for that, but I'm a little bit grown now. 386 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,980 So, like, for me, I like when somebody's breathing on my ear. 387 00:19:56,180 --> 00:20:01,500 Okay. That, it gets me going, dude, like, instantly, you know? So, I like 388 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:05,500 this area being messed with a lot, but especially my ears. 389 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:10,340 You got any, like, pro tips for the guys watching? Like, hey, like, if you want a 390 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,820 girl, you should, like, be like this, this, and that. 391 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,600 Yeah, let me think what works universally for all women. 392 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,160 Because that's not a lot, bro. 393 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,460 Honestly, just be nice. 394 00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:26,800 You can really smile your way into a girl's pants. Unless she literally tells 395 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,620 you she don't want you, then move on to a different girl. 396 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:30,940 Gotta know. 397 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,199 Yeah, exactly. 398 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,620 But if she's reciprocating what you're putting down, you can charm your way 399 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:39,640 into a girl's pants all the time. You can laugh your way into a girl's pants 400 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,600 and charm your way into a girl's pants all the time. I would say that works. 401 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:48,130 For most women. Now, if you're dealing with a freak, I would buy the pussy and, 402 00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:51,750 you know, get to it. Like, I don't know what to do. Get going. Yeah, get going, 403 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,570 but, you know. Is there... No, I'm not. 404 00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:55,529 I don't know. 405 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:56,530 Okay, fuck. 406 00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:57,950 I'm not even talking over you. 407 00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:02,190 What about, like, a clone? Is there, like, a clone that you know as a girl? 408 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,310 Like, if you instantly smell that, you're like, yeah, yeah, that's a good 409 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:06,310 one. 410 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,960 much one for colognes i try to do like no fragrances i don't want to throw off 411 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:16,080 my circadian rhythm um i'm trying to think there was this one suave or 412 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,640 something i that one though whenever i did used to like hook up with a lot of 413 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,160 guys whenever i smelled suave it reminded me of like this wine like guy i 414 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,080 hooked up with for like a two month period that i could not forget for like 415 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:31,520 three years for some reason um so yeah i do get flashbacks and i know that i know 416 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,000 they're about that lifestyle when i smell it like i'm like 417 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,220 No, like, I don't know. I just know, like, Suave, I think. Okay. 418 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,420 Suave by, like, Dior or something. I'm trying to think. It's Suave. 419 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:47,200 And one more thing. Have you ever had a celebrity crush? 420 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:48,980 Oh, I've had millions. 421 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,340 Who's top at the list right now? 422 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:52,900 Right now? 423 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,640 Shoot. 424 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,420 Honestly, 425 00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:00,940 I haven't really been thinking about anybody too much lately, but, like, I 426 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,340 always can go for, like, a Chris Hemsworth. 427 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:06,890 or an Evan Peters or a Paul Wesley. 428 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:10,390 It's really like sitting here watching fucking Marvel movies left and right. 429 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:12,890 I mean, it cuts in America, doesn't it? 430 00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:14,930 If the spandex is wrong. 431 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:18,410 Hey, you said Chris Hemsworth, you're a big Thor fan? 432 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:23,750 Are you putting it together? You're kind of putting the puzzle pieces together. 433 00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:25,529 We'll see. 434 00:22:25,530 --> 00:22:26,530 We'll see. 435 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,670 But yeah, no, I... 436 00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:34,850 Oh, that motherfucker from Wizards of Waverly Place, Jake T. Austin. 437 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,930 That's really random, really niche, but yeah. 438 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:39,770 Or like, I don't remember the rest. 439 00:22:40,170 --> 00:22:44,010 All the guys from Wizards of Waverly Place, I would like smash, smash, smash, 440 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,030 smash. Yeah. 441 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,490 Even the dad? 442 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:47,910 Loki. Oh, fuck. 443 00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:49,550 Like, Loki. 444 00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:53,530 Okay, I think we should cut there. I think we should start getting into the 445 00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:54,530 scene now. 446 00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:57,710 Are you ready to get into the scene? Yeah, I'm ready. Ready to have some fun? 447 00:22:57,870 --> 00:23:00,090 Yeah. Okay, let's get into it. 448 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,579 Cook links. 449 00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:21,580 Sweet! 450 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,880 I think we've already started the draft thing. 451 00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:28,060 We're about to. Yeah, about 30 minutes or so. 452 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,580 Dad, I didn't know it was starting that soon. 453 00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:33,020 You've known about this for weeks. 454 00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:36,340 Weeks, months. This happens every year. 455 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:37,780 Dad, 456 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,560 can you give me some pointers or something? 457 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,920 Give you all the advice and have you take all the money? 458 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,140 I think so. This is going to get last. 459 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,380 Yeah. 460 00:23:48,669 --> 00:23:52,090 Where's your spreadsheet? We can sit down with you now and help you out. It's 461 00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:53,090 on your phone. 462 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:54,850 Where's your phone? 463 00:23:55,590 --> 00:23:57,830 Upstairs. Oh my gosh. 464 00:23:58,510 --> 00:23:59,510 Anyways. 465 00:24:00,450 --> 00:24:02,850 I'm going to go with Chase. 466 00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:06,690 I'm going to go with Chase. What do you think you want to go with? 467 00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:08,690 All right. 468 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,030 What do you want? 469 00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:16,230 All right. 470 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,380 Do I always have to want something? 471 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:21,700 Come on. 472 00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:25,180 I know you want something. 473 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:31,220 Well, I was thinking that maybe... Can you see football? 474 00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:32,860 No! 475 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,240 Okay, yes. 476 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,120 Yeah, I figured. 477 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,780 So, can you help me or not? Well, it's just... Okay. 478 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,400 Yes, 479 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,480 I could help you, but you're a frickin'... 480 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,860 Bully. What? 481 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,600 I don't mean anything by it. 482 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,900 100% of the time you do. Okay, I'll do your chores or something. 483 00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:55,820 Yeah, I don't like the way you do my chores. 484 00:24:56,980 --> 00:25:00,400 I really don't. Okay, there's gotta be... Two conditions. 485 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,560 Two. 486 00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:09,560 First one is you tell all your friends that I'm the hottest, the coolest person 487 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,740 you've ever met. 488 00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:13,680 Okay, that's easy. Done. 489 00:25:14,699 --> 00:25:16,720 Okay, well, um, two? 490 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,720 No, 491 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,060 I don't know. What was that? 492 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,300 You don't know what that is? 493 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,180 No! What are you talking about, Enzo? 494 00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:31,680 Oh, oh, um, it's, like, it's just suck. 495 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,080 Like, dick. 496 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:38,520 Um, did you just tell me to suck your dick? Well, just bring it to the whole 497 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,020 world, why don't you? But you're my stepbrother! 498 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,300 Step? 499 00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:44,650 Oh my God. 500 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:49,130 Whatever. You're not being serious, are you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 501 00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:51,070 Wait, you're being serious. 502 00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:56,250 All right. 503 00:25:56,530 --> 00:25:58,010 It doesn't seem like they're noticing. 504 00:25:58,310 --> 00:25:59,310 Yeah. 505 00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:03,070 Speaking of, if you really wanted to win, this is your only option. Two 506 00:26:03,070 --> 00:26:05,530 minutes on the clock, it's your running back. 507 00:26:06,170 --> 00:26:07,470 About like a minute or so. 508 00:26:12,949 --> 00:26:15,750 Yeah? Okay. 509 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:23,890 30 seconds. 510 00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:30,830 Just do it. 511 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,880 We'll catch you. 512 00:27:18,410 --> 00:27:20,270 Lock it in. 513 00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:22,310 Lock it in. 514 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:23,910 Nice. 515 00:27:26,490 --> 00:27:27,490 Perfect. 516 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,230 Perfect. 517 00:27:54,199 --> 00:27:57,000 Puddle. Jameson. 518 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,440 Dark. 519 00:28:15,850 --> 00:28:17,030 And Mayfield. 520 00:28:23,610 --> 00:28:25,630 And Pepperwood. 521 00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:29,810 Yeah, Pepperwood. 522 00:28:30,830 --> 00:28:32,610 Quarterback. All right. 523 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,250 Okay, 524 00:28:36,070 --> 00:28:40,290 so... I'll go first for quarterback. 525 00:28:41,530 --> 00:28:44,150 This is a big step. 526 00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:49,390 Jason's really good. 527 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:52,550 I think... Puddles are making a slime. 528 00:28:55,910 --> 00:29:02,190 But, Derek Tate... That's a 529 00:29:02,190 --> 00:29:03,550 pretty wild haircut. 530 00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:06,470 You know, Derek Tate, yeah, he's pretty. 531 00:29:06,670 --> 00:29:09,010 I don't trust him. I'm awful. 532 00:29:10,070 --> 00:29:11,070 He has problems. 533 00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:13,330 Listen, 15 seconds. 534 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:15,250 Honestly... 535 00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,210 Pepperwood went to my college. 536 00:29:18,610 --> 00:29:19,610 Honestly, 537 00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:23,950 Pepperwood might surprise everyone this year. 538 00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:27,450 That 539 00:29:27,450 --> 00:29:36,950 is 540 00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:39,050 quarterbacks for me. 541 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,970 Alright, you're up. You've got a minute. 542 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,490 He'll creep up on you. 543 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,680 The end. You've got 15 seconds. 544 00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,520 Oh, yeah. He was on the floor. 545 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,180 Oh, yeah. Yeah, retired. 546 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,340 Can you believe retired? 547 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,820 And they're released, right? Five years. 548 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,040 Six years. 549 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,560 I guess. 550 00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:39,260 All right. 551 00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:45,480 It was me. 552 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,360 Let's get rid of some of these. 553 00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:57,160 And then we can put some new ones. 554 00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:01,320 Put some coins. We can mine them. 555 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,400 Everybody. 556 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:05,140 Well, we can put back some of them. 557 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:08,700 Yeah. 558 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,520 Yep. 559 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,880 Yeah. 560 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:42,240 That's it. 561 00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:43,460 That's it. 562 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:47,420 And let's see. 563 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:52,020 That's it. 564 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:14,980 Perfect. Oh, and one more. We've got one more. 565 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,200 A little. 566 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:26,760 All right. 567 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,020 Okay. 568 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,440 Put them in on the floor. 569 00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:43,030 Quarterbacks are done. 570 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:46,110 What were these? 571 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,120 What do you think? 572 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,460 Now, I've only heard this. I've never. 573 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,740 Me personally, I don't know. 574 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,640 But people say Cox is good. 575 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,080 Yeah. I don't know. 576 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,600 I've heard he's a running team. 577 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:25,720 Yeah. 578 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:27,720 Cox, dribble. 579 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,520 Yeah, dribble. 580 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,860 Dribble's been getting in a lot of trouble lately, though. Yeah. Little 581 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:36,140 Cops Dribble. That's a squad. 582 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:38,120 That's a team right there. 583 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,220 You might have all the tight ends on your team. 584 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,960 Dude, that would click. 585 00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:46,300 I mean, he's making plays. 586 00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:50,440 Well, you've got 10 seconds, so you've got to pick somebody. 587 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,360 Tight ends, lots to be taken care of. 588 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,380 I'm a huge baseball fan. 589 00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:57,780 Go for it. 590 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,100 Good point. You have no idea who I'm picking. 591 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:02,680 No idea. 592 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:12,360 I'm surprised not everyone was down to photograph this year. 593 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,940 Usually we have like 20 people be. 594 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,020 Anyways, let's see. A minute for me. 595 00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:20,980 Okay, 596 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,360 so. 597 00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:44,219 I was about to say, Little Pepplewood, I think that 598 00:34:44,219 --> 00:34:45,219 was his quarterback. 599 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:48,000 I think that was Little's quarterback. 600 00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:52,460 I really don't know. I think they had that chemistry already gathered. 601 00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:01,910 Maybe he's got a little loose can. I don't know. 602 00:35:04,950 --> 00:35:08,550 All right. 603 00:35:09,330 --> 00:35:15,210 I'm going to go out on the left here, and I'm going to go with Cox. 604 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:18,490 Cox won it. 605 00:35:19,010 --> 00:35:20,550 Look at this lineup, though. 606 00:35:20,930 --> 00:35:22,370 He's got a good team. 607 00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:23,890 He's got a good team. 608 00:35:24,670 --> 00:35:25,870 Well, just Jamison. 609 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,680 But I don't know, man. Brown rice, meow. 610 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:33,940 Pepperwood talks. 611 00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:36,060 Yeah. 612 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,540 Dude, I think meow is going to surprise a lot of people this year. 613 00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:46,080 Yeah. All right, let's do like one rapid round 614 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:52,540 to where, let's say, like a quarterback. We've got some of the best quarterbacks 615 00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:58,200 here. Why don't we just go one, two, three. 616 00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:00,390 You say it, but not saying it in the best way. 617 00:36:01,110 --> 00:36:03,070 Just so it goes by a little bit quicker. 618 00:36:04,570 --> 00:36:05,570 Ready? 619 00:36:05,770 --> 00:36:06,770 You can do that. 620 00:36:08,350 --> 00:36:10,470 All right. 621 00:36:11,650 --> 00:36:12,650 Ready? 622 00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:14,590 Let's go. 623 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:17,930 One, two, three. 624 00:36:18,170 --> 00:36:19,170 Perfect. 625 00:36:19,590 --> 00:36:20,590 Hey, that was perfect. 626 00:36:21,770 --> 00:36:22,770 Puddle for me. 627 00:36:27,210 --> 00:36:29,190 And then, oh yeah. 628 00:36:30,170 --> 00:36:31,630 I wonder where he's from, actually. 629 00:36:32,810 --> 00:36:33,970 He's from Georgia. 630 00:36:36,270 --> 00:36:37,270 He's from Georgia. 631 00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:39,550 Yeah. Makes sense. Yeah. 632 00:36:41,670 --> 00:36:44,850 Actually, we can erase those if you want. We can start the whole list. 633 00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:46,830 We have to get another tight end. 634 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:49,310 You still have to get another front end back there, too. 635 00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:55,270 Not to your table dirty. 636 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,600 Dirty. They definitely get confused by it. 637 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:00,859 They get mixed up. 638 00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:01,920 But it's not the dirty. 639 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,640 It's D-U-A. 640 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,840 Oh, that guy. 641 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:13,060 Dirty. Do you know who else is really good right now? Sanchez. 642 00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:16,280 It says junior or senior? 643 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,280 Junior. 644 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,180 Junior, 645 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,480 yes. We got Dirty, Sanchez. 646 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,600 What about... 647 00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:27,060 What about Rusty? 648 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:30,120 Is Rusty on there? 649 00:37:32,340 --> 00:37:33,780 Rusty's actually not on here. 650 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:38,160 We've got a Boyd. We've got a Boyd and a Young. 651 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000 And a Tucker. 652 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,280 What about Boyd? 653 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,180 Boyd's on here. Yep. 654 00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:45,760 Should we go with Young and Boyd? 655 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:52,100 Or... It's that Young, right? 656 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,680 That's not on here. 657 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:54,940 No. 658 00:37:58,370 --> 00:38:04,090 And then... Burns. 659 00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:07,170 Burns, yeah. 660 00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:13,810 And buns. 661 00:38:14,650 --> 00:38:18,150 Buns. Buns. Two Zs, yeah. 662 00:38:22,230 --> 00:38:23,930 Two Zs. Yeah. 663 00:38:24,330 --> 00:38:28,850 Where did this kid come up with these knees? I know. All right. One minute 664 00:38:28,850 --> 00:38:32,210 left. It is my turn. All 665 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:35,970 right. 666 00:38:37,090 --> 00:38:38,990 All right. 667 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:41,610 Okay. 668 00:38:43,850 --> 00:38:44,850 Okay. 669 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:46,450 Yo. 670 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:51,570 All right. 671 00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:09,580 I'm going to go with my gut instinct here and I 672 00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:16,420 heard that for the 2026 fantasy draft, it's going to 673 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,420 be... 674 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,760 Unz. 675 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,320 Unz is it, right there. 676 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:27,980 Yup. 677 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,320 Okay, you've got 20 seconds. I mean, you've got John, you've got Derby, 678 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,400 Sanchez. 679 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:08,060 Young Derby, Sanchez. Do you want more Norris this year, or do you want more 680 00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:09,060 Hutchins? 681 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,260 It's really what you should think about. 682 00:40:12,060 --> 00:40:13,260 Well, I already got Deer Tate. 683 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,660 So maybe we should go Derby. 684 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,940 Deer Tate and Sanchez. 685 00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:24,240 Yeah, Deer Tate and Sanchez. 686 00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:26,160 Deer Tate and Sanchez. 687 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,720 I like it. 688 00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:30,890 Not bad. I actually like that. That's a good one. 689 00:40:37,890 --> 00:40:42,470 Running back. 690 00:40:43,550 --> 00:40:44,730 Running back, I think. 691 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,010 Running back. 692 00:40:46,770 --> 00:40:48,450 Honestly, take care. We've got two. 693 00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:50,290 We've got two. We've got two. 694 00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:53,170 Being a tight end. 695 00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:54,890 Being a tight end. 696 00:41:12,150 --> 00:41:15,530 We've got Bigly. 697 00:41:16,150 --> 00:41:17,150 Bigly. 698 00:41:22,030 --> 00:41:23,029 Bigly, yeah. 699 00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:24,410 That's exactly right. 700 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:26,350 Luke. 701 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,400 Yeah, but it's silent. 702 00:42:05,799 --> 00:42:08,660 Thank you. Thank you. 703 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,660 There it is. 704 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,300 All right. 705 00:43:16,150 --> 00:43:19,370 No, 25 seconds. 706 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,320 That's good. 707 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,600 That's a solid strong pick. 708 00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:59,440 Fucking Jeremy, John, and Luke asked if they could join the pitch draft. 709 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,180 We've already started, bro. 710 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,420 Should have told us that yesterday. 711 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,580 Some of them, if they join now, they're going to take a county. 712 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,480 I don't know why. 713 00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:15,300 Anyways, I can see this quarterback's tight end. 714 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:21,380 Let's see. 715 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,000 He's got a line. 716 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,720 He's got a line. 717 00:44:38,350 --> 00:44:40,430 Don't, don't, don't do that. 718 00:44:40,690 --> 00:44:41,388 Let's see. 719 00:44:41,390 --> 00:44:42,390 Um, 720 00:44:47,730 --> 00:44:55,370 we're 721 00:44:55,370 --> 00:44:56,770 picking, we're picking defenses. 722 00:44:58,170 --> 00:44:59,690 So, let's see. 723 00:45:00,570 --> 00:45:01,570 Oh, 724 00:45:04,810 --> 00:45:05,910 stickers. 725 00:45:13,230 --> 00:45:18,370 Alright, Jumanji it is. And we've got... 726 00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:23,970 Let's see. 727 00:45:25,970 --> 00:45:26,970 Nailer. 728 00:45:29,510 --> 00:45:30,850 Nailer's good ones. 729 00:45:37,770 --> 00:45:40,290 Naveler. Jumanji. Snaveler. 730 00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:46,710 Snaveler. Snaveler. 731 00:45:47,590 --> 00:45:48,990 Snaveler. 732 00:45:50,450 --> 00:45:51,850 Snaveler. 733 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,460 Down with two A's or down with two W's? 734 00:46:12,820 --> 00:46:15,280 Down with two A's. 735 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,740 I think he's got two W's actually. 736 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,540 Okay. All right. You go first. And go. 737 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:35,170 This is going to be a tough one actually. 738 00:47:56,580 --> 00:47:59,380 Yep. Yes. 739 00:48:29,970 --> 00:48:31,600 Oh, my God. I'll write it down. Once you see the spelling. 740 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:36,400 Oh, I feel so much better. And another 741 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:41,360 good one. 742 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,840 Got it. 743 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,500 Okay, so. 744 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,960 Oton. 745 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,760 Inner Depot. 746 00:48:58,090 --> 00:48:59,430 Hotan. Hotan, yeah. 747 00:48:59,850 --> 00:49:01,190 O-T-T-O-N. 748 00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:02,590 Hotan, yeah. 749 00:49:03,410 --> 00:49:04,410 Yeah. 750 00:49:06,650 --> 00:49:08,610 Coop. Yeah, Coop. 751 00:49:09,910 --> 00:49:10,910 Yeah. 752 00:49:15,190 --> 00:49:16,410 Oh, black. 753 00:49:17,890 --> 00:49:20,390 Black. Hey, put that on white. 754 00:49:20,670 --> 00:49:21,670 Yeah. 755 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,660 Anyway, 100, okay. 756 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,640 One minute on the clock. 757 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,380 Pretty fucking good, right? 758 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:19,860 Yeah. 759 00:51:01,310 --> 00:51:02,310 You're up. 760 00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:27,820 Yeah, you would, yep. 761 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,220 Put it on the board, yep. I'll scrap it out. 762 00:51:59,899 --> 00:52:06,580 This is basically C, right? So I 763 00:52:06,580 --> 00:52:12,130 guess... The easiest way to do it is to write New York. 764 00:52:13,090 --> 00:52:17,350 You want to write New York down and then give me like, 765 00:52:17,430 --> 00:52:22,710 what is that one? 766 00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:26,890 Tampa. Yep, 767 00:52:27,650 --> 00:52:28,650 that's a good defense. 768 00:52:31,150 --> 00:52:32,190 Like Denver. 769 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,560 Do you need a hand? 770 00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:47,240 And then what was... Oh, what is that? 771 00:52:50,820 --> 00:52:51,820 Say it in French. 772 00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:53,300 Yeah. 773 00:52:57,660 --> 00:52:58,660 Yeah. 774 00:53:00,060 --> 00:53:01,860 Say it in French. All right. 775 00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:04,840 And then there's one more. What is it? 776 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,360 Baltimore. Baltimore. Baltimore. 777 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,780 That's it. Okay. All right. 778 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:16,800 Let's see. 779 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,380 Let's see. Okay. All right. We're done with defense. 780 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,620 We've got two more spots. 781 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,260 We've almost got this court taken care of. All right. 782 00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:33,000 Okay. One minute on the clock. 783 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,238 We're defense. 784 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:35,240 Here we go. 785 00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:56,920 I already know who I'm going to pick. 786 00:53:57,820 --> 00:54:04,320 This is no brainer for me. This is no fucking 787 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,320 brainer. 788 00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:13,080 Going with that. 789 00:54:13,740 --> 00:54:14,740 Okay. 790 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,840 I got my, I got my, I got my second. 791 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,220 I know exactly what I'm saying. 792 00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:26,960 It's not that time to get started. 793 00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:32,240 All right. 794 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,380 My time starts now. 795 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:39,800 I already know who I'm going to go with. 796 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,720 Who do you think? 797 00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:44,440 I'll give you a hint. 798 00:55:14,730 --> 00:55:17,990 He's so good. 799 00:55:27,290 --> 00:55:30,730 And then, and then just Bill. 800 00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:32,230 Bill? 801 00:55:32,970 --> 00:55:34,390 Yeah, that's what I just said. Yeah, 802 00:55:36,190 --> 00:55:40,410 he's like, O.B. But Bill's real. 803 00:55:41,350 --> 00:55:42,350 Bill. 804 00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:47,130 Alright, go on, here we go. 805 00:55:47,530 --> 00:55:48,610 One minute on the clock. 806 00:55:50,290 --> 00:55:51,290 Go! 807 00:55:52,130 --> 00:55:53,690 We're really running out of time. 808 00:55:53,970 --> 00:55:55,190 Yeah, this is the last one. 809 00:55:55,410 --> 00:56:01,470 We are at the end of the clip, so... Oh, my God. 810 00:56:02,490 --> 00:56:03,408 Oh, my God. 811 00:56:03,410 --> 00:56:04,890 In that place. 812 00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:11,410 One second. 813 00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:23,470 Let's go. 10 seconds. 814 00:56:24,530 --> 00:56:25,530 Hold it down. 815 00:56:26,430 --> 00:56:27,430 Hold it down. 816 00:56:31,390 --> 00:56:32,390 Perfect. 817 00:56:55,969 --> 00:56:59,750 I'm leaning towards Linda, but it'll start with me. 818 00:57:22,190 --> 00:57:25,210 Johnson. No, I'm going to taste the bale. We're going with bale. 819 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:26,650 Sure. 820 00:57:27,930 --> 00:57:28,930 Yeah. 821 00:57:29,470 --> 00:57:30,470 Yeah, I see. 822 00:57:32,790 --> 00:57:35,030 Let's see. Put that right down. 823 00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:40,290 There it is. 824 00:57:40,610 --> 00:57:42,610 Perfect. There, so let's see. 825 00:57:43,930 --> 00:57:48,550 Cooked with cookies, watches, dancing, big feet, good taste, anxious feet. 826 00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:57,860 I want to take it to my mom and eat it. But it's, uh, you want to see, uh, 827 00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,840 dinner, dinner, and cotton. 828 00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:01,580 Brown rice. 829 00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,060 Pepperwood cocks. 830 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,720 Big, 831 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,720 big, big leg. 832 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,400 Green bag. 833 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,900 Oh, it feels really good. 834 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,060 Oh, yeah. It tastes so good. 835 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,800 I'm worried about this. 836 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,620 This is fucking perfect, actually. 837 00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:37,320 All right, 838 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,080 so you've got to give me those answer notes. 839 00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:44,900 Nice. All right. I mean, yeah, specifically speaking, yeah, I should, 840 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:49,040 right? Yeah, come on. They're almost done. Come on. Come here. 841 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:53,040 Honey, you're up. You got your... Yeah, we just finished. 842 00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:54,380 Perfect. 843 00:58:56,460 --> 00:59:02,000 Yep, I think... Get this going, get them all set up, and then...